The Good Friday, 2000

Marathon Monopoly Massacre

at Juliette's & Trevor's place in Carlton, Australia

Big Daddy of the Fawkner broads, Keith dips into the guacamole.

The Fawkner babes, Helen and Juliette, with Dad and hubby
Ben (to Helen, the poor, dear man). Massive amounts of guacamole.

Me, next to the Bitch Goddess Extraordinaire's boob. . . scary!

Family shot, that's the Trevinator, Juliette's main squeeze.

Our hosts, Juliette and Trevor.

The Trevinator and his buns of joy. In Australia, we do hot crossed buns for Easter.

The Monopoly Massacre begins. That's Dr. Speed on the left,
a completely nefarious player, the strumpet!

I finally get my first property after four rounds of the board. I am pissed off.

Action shot.

I wanna win. I wanna win. Let me win you bastards! OK, bugger off!!

Ben grinning, the Bitch Goddess (I think) is copping a feel.

Ben is in despair; Helen is picking her nose, and I am counting money (and winning).

The whole sick crew minus Dr. Speed. She's not allowed to play anymore,
because she is an inveterate cheat, slipping $1500 to the BGE to try and
foil my brilliant victory. A fruitless and sadly ludicrous ploy.

Calvin monopolises your attention and takes you home.